On Wednesday someone tried to pass off the worst counterfeit ever.

In Clearwater, South Carolina Alexander Smith tried to open a bank account at a local bank using a $1 Million dollar bill. Here’s the deal kids; making and/or trying to use counterfeit money is wrong. It’s bad and you’ll go to jail you thugs. But do you know what’s worse than even that? Making and/or trying to use a counterfeit bill that doesn’t even exist.

See, I’ve always known this because as a billionaire I’m pretty sure I’ve had all the bills available, but for you guys making 5 bucks an hour, allow me to school you. The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill.

I’m still trying to figure out who the dude is on the bill, if anyone has any insight into that, let me know.

Alexander Smith has been charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery.