No! It’s not Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. You silly kids.

It is my sad duty to inform you all that Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks have officially broken up . . . er I mean for a while at least What? You’ve never heard of either of these people? Me too, but it’s a slow news day…news I care about I mean.

Apparently Nick Cannon is some kind of actor. I’ve never heard of anything he’s been in but if it’s acting it’s acting. Good boy. However, Selita Ebanks is a Victoria’s Secret model. I don’t know if you saw the picture above, if not look again. That goofy faced kid hooked up with a Victoria’s Secret model.

Let me say this again for emphasis: Nick Cannon was dating a Victoria’s Secret model. I wonder how they could have ever broken up. It’s a wonder. But honestly, good for him, or her. No him. Good for him for reaching for the stars.

Anywho, sources *cough* publicists *cough* say “Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends.” Of COURSE they are best friends. It only makes perfect sense.

NOT! But there’s your filler story so enjoy!