Are you tired of being over weight? Is it embarrassing to try and walk up a flight of stairs wheezing and gasping for breath? Well have I got the diet* for you! The Kirstie Alley Diet for those of us who love to yo-yo.

While my commercial-like opening is a joke, the fact that Kirstie Ally built her own diet program is no joke.  I guess Kirstie Alley was fired as the spokes woman for Jenny Craig (I’ll give you 3 guesses why) so Kirstie decided to develop her own weight loss brand. Yeah, like I’m going to trust anything weight loss related that came from someone who did a whole television show called “Fat Actress”.

According to MSN TV, “Alley, 57, told People that while her experience with Jenny Craig was ‘extraordinary,’ she wants ‘to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride.’”

My guess is this Kirstie Alley Diet will cost a pretty penny and that you can only join if you promise to get your lifetime pass to Scientoloty-R-Us. Because, you know, she’s a scientologist and they’ll do almost anything to sucker people in there.

No but seriously, I hope this diet thing works out and that Kirstie Alley loses weight and shuts up about fatness already. Most of us in America are fat . . . we don’t want to talk about it anymore.  She is sexy though . . . remember Kirstie Alley on “Cheers”?! Come on people!

*Though I used the word “diet” I don’t actually believe they exist. It’s like a unicorn, good idea but there’s no way it’s real or really works.