Guess who’s pregnant again? No it’s not Britney Spears, what would ever give you that idea! It’s that virgin shark, you remember her.

So the details are shaky, is she a hammer head or a bamboo shark? Was she at a zoo or a high school (um, to learn to read good)? But the basic facts remain the same.

This shark got pregnant and gave birth without ever having mated. But then she ate her baby so that totally sucked. Now she’s pregnant again with Jesus fish #2, again, without ever having mated. It’s the amazement of evolution!

However, since there are some stories saying she lives at a high school, I’m pretty sure this is a big prank to get them attention. Who wouldn’t be in on that? Have her mate or fertilize her egg and then be like “Whoa that totally happened with no dude involved!”

Either way, shark, congratulations on being pregnant again without a man, and please try to not eat your baby.