Penns Are Getting Divorced
Posted on 10 April 2008 by LJ

Wanna know something sad? The Penn’s are getting divorced.
On Wednesday it was reported that Robin Wright Penn (Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, Unbreakable) filed for divorce from her husband of 12 years Sean Penn (Fast Times at Ridgemont High*).
Wright Penn filed for divorce just before Christmas citing irreconcilable differences. The two have 2 teenaged sons and they are both seeking joint custody.
It’s always usually sad to see marriages split but with his explosive personality who can blame her. Plus, Sean Penn was totally married to Madonna in the 80’s. Who knows what kind of issues that could cause?
*See what I did there? I knew that you knew that Sean Penn has acted in like 50 films and has directed a bunch as well, but what I did was picked the most ridiculous movie with him playing a total dilhole, thus throwing his credibility and talent under the bus. Though he sorta did that to himself as he’s pictured above sporting that sleazy mustache. This is why I make the big bucks. Or wait I don’t make any money. . .
UPDATE: Breaking news! It turns out the Penn’s decided not to get a divorce after all. According to the Associated Press, “The dismissal [of the divorce] came a day after they attended an Eddie Vedder concert at the University of California at Berkeley, where the actor reportedly went on stage to dedicate a song to Wright Penn.” So, fun.

