…she said you’d better read this blog.

Well I have to give props to my boys Razzle and Frock for helping me get started with this fabulous blog. Oh you didn’t know? That’s right, it’s fabulous.

Now, onto something more serious. I saw something today that confused my basic knowledge of right and wrong. It was a mini beauty pageant at a mall that was thrown together in 2 hours. They grabbed 4 very tall, sickly thin, long haired women and one shorter, curvier woman from their shopping to parade around in this pageant.

First they all learned and performed a very awkward hip-hop dance. Next they graced us with their presence in bikinis. I must say I never knew stick thin bodies could jiggle so much, and not in a good way. Surprise, surprise, the short curvy girl was actually toned and a non-jiggler. After this sad display we were left with the talent competition. But was it a competition? One girl tried to rap, another taught a man how to say “I love you” in foreign languages, someone did improve (or not), the fourth sang “If you’re happy and you know it…” Our favorite short, curvy girl belly danced. It was amazing to watch, you know, talent at a talent show.

Are you were waiting for a surprise ending because there isn’t one. If you haven’t guessed by now Miss Short and Curvy won the mini mall beauty pageant. I’ve never been so proud of a group of nameless, faceless judges chosen at random while shopping in a mall.