Ummmm The Old New Kids On the Block are back. Brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, and Danny Wood are ALL back signed on to do New Kids On The Block.

Granted some of them actually got hot, (no, no they didn’t they look pretty much the same as in this photo only balder), but the rest are just . . . old and washed up. It’s almost like they were sitting around one day and said “Who brought the treats for poker night? Jordan you forgot again? Our lives have seriously gone down hill since NKOTB, we have no careers, no money and no one even recognizes us. What are we to do?” And then in unison with the girlie voices they have to match their suspect girlie looks, “New Kids On The Block Reunion!”

Don’t get me wrong, I worshiped them when I was 6 years old but, guys, it’s over . . . you’ll never be close to the celeb your brother is Donny. Never.