If there’s one person on God’s green Earth in the entire Universe you wouldn’t want to mess with, it’s Chuck Norris. No one messes with Chuck Norris! As we all know Chuck Norris is a freak of nature, as such “facts” have been written about him frequently: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Well, there’s one incredibly stupid man didn’t get the memo. The former chief executive of Chuck Norris’ Kick Drugs Out of America Foundation, James D. Brasher, plead guilty to stealing from the charity. The charity is a martial arts program for inner-city children.

Brasher would open up bank accounts using names similar to the charity (Knick Drugs Out of American Foundation, that type of thing), and then he’d endorse the legit checks people sent to the foundation and put them in his own little accounts.

Word from MSN is he admitted to taking $130,000 and 10 years in prison, a fine of $250,000 and a three-year-term of supervised release.

Not bad enough or long enough if you ask me. First of all stealing from kids? DOG. Who steals from helpless little kids that rely on this foundation to give them a place to go when they have no one. And also, this is the dumbest move because we all know that he who cheats Chuck Norris cheats himself. What that means is that, Brasher will probably wake up tomorrow in a bear cave with an scud missile covered in honey shoved up his butt!

Sorry peeps, these are facts.