Nicole Richie was sentenced to some jail time for her December 2006 DUI which she started serving last night. Unfortunately for mankind, she also got OUT of jail last night. Yes, thats right folks, Nicole Richie spent 82 minutes (of her already huge 4 day sentencing) in jail and lived to tell about it…barely.

For those of you who aren’t so great on the math side Nicole Richie paid her dues to society for a DUI+ and stayed in jail for a whole 1 hour and 22 minutes. Not even 1 hour and 30 minutes. I mean…come on, round it off at least. But alas, a spokesman says it was simply do to an over crowded jail. Oh! Well that makes sense.

Okay, I know she’s pregnant and all, but the thing is, TONS of pregnant women go to jail for a lot longer than that. You see, it’s a little something called THE LAW! But we have Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and now Nicole Richie getting these incredibly weird light sentences and it seems to boggle the mind, but not mine. No, I’ve figured it all out. These judges have been given the burden of tourist commercials.

That’s right. In a seemingly new campaign by the Californians I think these judges are simply saying, “Come to California! The women are sticks, the clubs are hot and the alcohol flows free. Don’t have a designated driver? No problem! In California we let you drive around drunk. And don’t worry about those DUI’s, they are more like a get out of jail free card.”

So, we get it justice system. It’s just an elaborate commercial to get people to vacation in California more. We all get it…you can stop…please stop.