Matthew Broderick is married to Sarah Jessica Parker. Matthew Broderick used to be Mr. Cool Ferris Bueller’s Day Off guy. Matthew Broderick grew up and turned into a total Broadway nerd who is lucky to be married to a cool cat like Sarah Jessica Parker. Sadly though, I’m afraid the fact that he played someone cool in a movie warped his mind so now Matthew Broderick still think he’s Ferris Bueller, this hot guy that can do whatever he wants and get away with it because he’s tricky and cool. He was mistaken.

You see Daily Brew friends, Matthew Broderick was caught cheating on his lovely wife Sarah Jessica Parker with some 25 year old hussie youth counselor that he met at a bar. Not cool Matthew. Not only is it not cool, it’s really skeezy, especially when they paraded around town together, in public for all to see while little Square Peg Sarah Jessica was filming Sex in the City in L.A. um, you know, because she’s cool and sexy enough to make that show a hit. You’re cheating on THAT Matthew?

Look at that picture and tell me he’s good enough for her? I’m not saying she’s the most amazing and beautiful woman in the world, but she could do better than him and he just opened the door and gave her a reason to start lookin.

Matthew Broderick is stupid.

P.S. The home wrecker also has a nick name for Matthew Broderick; “Matty Cakes”. Seriously? You are having a torrid affair with Inspector Gadget and that’s all you could come up with? At least screw around with someone more creative, you are on Broadway for hell’s sake.