In an attempt to seem human, Mariah Carey is pretending to love someone other than herself.

It has been reported and supposedly confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have gotten married recently. The two have been dating for a month and after a quick engagement decided to elope.

You all remember Nick Cannon right? First he broke up with someone then my brother saw him at the Sundance Film Festival in February.

At least Nick Cannon called up his family and told them about it. That’s pretty cool and they were pretty supportive about it. But how Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got together and fell in love, I have no idea. She’s like 40 and he’s like 28. I guess that’s not that far apart but still . . . how?!