Lindsay Lohan Serves Jail Time
Posted on 16 November 2007 by LJ
Lindsay Lohan served jail time yesterday. I know, it’s almost as shocking as Matt Damon getting the title of Sexiest Man Alive. You didn’t think it would ever happen right?
Don’t get too excited though! Lohan did spend more time behind bars than Nicole Richie, remember the 82 minutes, they still went WAY easy on this “ex” coked out drunk. Lindsay Lohan was only in jail for a grand total of 84 minutes!
She was in there serving time for her August conviction. You know the one where she was charged with a DUI and cocaine-possession stemming from an arrest in July.
Lindsay was also sentenced to 10 days of community service, 3 years probation and 18 months of an alcohol-education program, even though she was in rehab for like 10 years.
I’m just happy to know that if I ever decide to get totally smashed and drive around with a bag of cocaine I’m going to be ok, because I’ll probably get something like 85 minutes in jail. You know, I get one extra minute because I’m a regular old civilian, but I’m still super rad so I don’t get the regular, oh I don’t know, few years.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
December 19th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
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