*Sigh* Lindsay Lohan got arrested this morning for a DUI, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. No, this isn’t deja vu. This is real live new news.

This arrest comes only about a week after Lohanigans exit from that place they called rehab but it was really just like a hotel, coming and going to parties and the gym as she pleased.

When she got out of “rehab” she wore an alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet to silence her critics and prove she could stay sober in every way shape or form. The only shame is it doesn’t pick up on crack, heroine or anything of the like as well as the fact that no one ever actually checked it for alcohol. Ummmmm.

A witness says they saw Lindsay chasing another car and thats when they called the police. They police pulled her over and her blood alcohol level was between 0.12 and 0.13, far from the 0.08 legal limit anyway. Then she pretty much just begged to be in bigger trouble when the police found cocaine in her pants pocket.

Look Linds, if you are going to be insanely drunk and cracked up you are going to need a better game plan. 1. If you are higher than a kite, at least don’t drive around. 2. If you are higher than a kite and HAVE to drive around, find a better place to stash the cocaine than your own dang pocket.

*Hanging my head in shame for Lindsay Lohan*

So now Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab. I’m not sure if it’s real rehab or just “rehab” so it will be interesting to see what happens. Dang, and I was really rooting for her too.