Well it’s the Memorial Day holiday weekend so I suspect most brewsters are off boating, partying and bbq-ing, and if you aren’t well, I order you to go out and have a blast, at least try to sit around and do some nothing.

Speaking of doing nothing, I just saw something on TV that convinced me humans are some of the laziest creatures on Earth. Now I’m making it a point not to say “Americans are…” because although thats true, there are humans in every country who are probably equally lazy. Plus the product I’m talking about was built in Japan so…

Introducing the remote control toilet. Yes this technological savvy John was built with sensors so when you walk up to it the lid will automatically flip open and with a push of a button would come down again, when your finished of course. But they didn’t stop there. This toilet also has a feature that will heat up your bum. According to CNN, “It has deodorizer, a warm-air dryer and water temperature, pressure and massaging options.”

Ummm, yeah, I’m going to let that water temp/pressure and massaging thing sink in because I don’t know WHAT to think at this point. Happy Flushing.