You never thought you’d be reading a story where the title was Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Brawl did you? Oh who are you kidding, you’ve been expecting it since birth, and here it is.

Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Kid Rock and Tommy Lee had a knock down drag out in the audience. It’s reported that Kid Rock walked up to Tommy Lee who was sitting next to P. Diddy and first Kid Rock backhanded Tommy Lee in the face, then he decked him full on.

Rap Producer Rich Nice, who was just two tables away from the incident said, “It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him. And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?’”

Which makes a lot of sense. Yo, what Rich Nice?

It’s unclear what Rock and Lee were fighting about, but you have to speculate it was about Pamela Anderson, who was an awards presenter at the Sunday Night VMA’s. And wouldn’t you know it they totally kicked Tommy Lee out of the show and let Kid Rock stay. I guess they only let you in these MTV award shows if you can throw, and land, a punch.

“They say it’s only rappers,” said reputable MTV VJ Sway Calloway. “I told you rockers fight too.” That they do sway, that they do.

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