17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a human baby this morning. Bring out those pink candy cigars cuz it’s a girl!!

The new baby girls official name is Maddie Briann. It’s a cute name, I’ll give her that, but why two first names? When did it become cool to be a two-name person? So what, people like me that only have one first are just out of touch with kids these days? We’re not cool enough for it? What’s so good about the two-namers? Oh yeah, I forgot who we are talking about . . . people from Louisiana. Not to get all prejudice (whoops) but a lot, I mean a LOT of people from Louisiana often have two names. Maddie Briann, Jamie Lynn, Britney Bob. You know how it goes.

Jamie Lynn opted to give birth at a hospital in M-iss-iss-ippi, near her hometown in Lousiana. She was spotted the night before eating spicey Mexican food, which should explain why she gave birth just hours later.

Congrats to Jamie Lynn. I might be hard on her, but I know she’ll make it work.

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