I have to report some sad news today, news I never thought I’d have to report ever in my lifetime: Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner broke up.

That’s right. The couple you thought had it all, the couple you thought would stay together forever. I can’t believe Playboy bunny Holly Madison and international play boy Hugh Hefner broke up. And why? Because of that DB Criss Angel. Yeah, Holly is sleeping with him.

I don’t care how old Hef is, I’d still pick him over that hack Criss Angel any day! Does that make you cringe? It kinda makes me cringe at myself.

Anyway, the point is, as assinine as it sounds I thought Holly and Hef might actually get married for a while, but she picked Angel and moved out of the Playboy Mansion. Don’t feel too bad for Hef though, he has extra girlfriends. DO feel bad for Holly though, because she has to wake up to Criss Angel every morning.