In addition to being oh so very wrong about her celebrity, Hayden Panettiere is wrong again.

Recently, the mediocre starlet Hayden Panettiere got a lengthy tattoo vertically down the side of her torso that reads, “Vivere senza rimipianti.” There are a few things about this that are funny.

When she get’s pregnant (heaven forbid because I can’t stomach the mental capacity of her offspring) that thing is going to be so stretched out it’s just going to be a block of black rather than words. Come on kids, you gotta think these tattoos through.

As previously mentioned the tattoo reads, “Vivere senza rimipianti.” That’s supposed to be Italian for “Live without regrets.” This is ironic because I think she had a lot of regret after she saw the tattoo. See, it’s supposed to be “rimpianti” but the tattoo artest, by some accident of his or Hayden Panettiere’s, gave it an extra “i” so it’s “rimipianti.”

Lesson to Hayden Panettiere and everyone else: If you are going to take a bold step and get a tattoo, something printed on your body that won’t go away unless you get it surgically removed, you should probably make sure there aren’t any typo’s in it.

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