Happy Valentines Day!

It’s a crappy holiday. It’s the same as any other day. It sends people spiraling out of control either by going crazy in debt to impress someone you might not even be with next year or by reminding everyone that doesn’t have someone that they don’t . . . have someone.

But I already got flowers and chocolates from the one I love on this, February 14th, Valentines Day, so, I guess I’m pretty important. I wonder what will be waiting for me when I get home. Bow chicka wow wow! (And I mean that in the most moral and chaste way possible.)