First, I apologize for writing so much about Britney Spears but, come on, the girl knows how to make headlines.

Yesterday, after losing her child visitation rights because she brainlessly forgot to tell the right court people her phone number for random drug testing, Britney Spears hopped in her car and totally ran over a photographers foot.

Luckily she was reportedly just leaving a Beverly Hills medical center when this foot catastrophe happened. Cuz you know, that way he can just walk. . .OOPS. . .get carried into the building, because you know, it’s a medical center.

In Britney Spears defense, ask yourself this. What if you were surrounded by dozens of photographers every single day? What if you tried to go to the corner store to get some Cheeto’s milk or just wanted to walk around your candy store block and you could barely walk or see because of the drugs herd of photographers with flashing lights right in your chest face?

The good news is that even though she just drove off from the scene, the photographer didn’t seem to suffer any damage to his foot and walked off with no (obvious) problem and no words.

Drive on Britney Spears, because you have such a great driving record!