Don’t Carjack Me
Posted on 31 July 2008 by LJ
Dear Douchebag Thugs,
This letter is in reference to an experience I just had. While filling up my car at the gas station last night at approximately 10, a douchebag thug (probably a friend of yours) attempted to approach me in a nervous and angry fashion and demand that I give him a ride somewhere. When I jumped in the car and refused he only kept coming at me, reaching his hand out to me and continuing to demand that he get in my car. Luckily I was able to step on the gas, get the hell out of there and call the cops on him.
My request to you is this: Don’t carjack me you carjacking douchebags. For that matter, don’t carjack anyone. And for non-carjacking douchebags reading this letter, please don’t buy any carjacking douchebags sob stories about how they had a ride but their ride took off and now they are just innocently looking for a ride somewhere, whatever direction you happen to be going. It’s a lie. They are trying to carjack you and probably murder you. Drive away from carjacking douchebags as fast as you possibly can no matter what they say.
DON’T FREAKING CARJACK ME.
Cordially, The Daily Brew Writer
July 31st, 2008 at 9:17 am
WOW, glad to hear you’re okay LJ. Did you bitch slap this douche bag?
July 31st, 2008 at 10:53 am
Thanks Nio. I didn’t slap him because I’m pretty sure if he got that close he would have just shot me, but I did call 911 and give a wonderful description of the guy and they sent the cops out to get him.
Truthfully, I’m kind of a hero aren’t I? PA HA!