Christian Bale went all Batman on his own mom and sister on Sunday and allegedly assaulted them. It’s being speculated that Christian Bale was fighting with his mom and sister about money before the premiere of The Dark Knight and because it was the premiere the cops decided to wait to pick him up because hey, who wants to screw up what was sure to be one of the most packed and amazing premiere’s of all time?

Scotland Yard arrested Christian Bale this morning in his London hotel and he’s somehow considered a flight risk. That’s really weird to me because he’s charged with an assault that happened on Sunday and he’s a flight risk, yet they don’t pick him up until Tuesday? Mmmmmmk.

I love Christian Bale. I’ve loved him since I first saw him in Newsies and from what he sang, I’m pretty sure it’s not his fault he assaulted his own family. Have a read: “So that’s what they call a family, mudder, fadder, daughter, son. Guess everything you heard about is true. So you ain’t got any family? Well, who said you needed one? Ain’tcha glad nobody’s waiting up for you?” Really rips at your heart strings don’t it? The point is, Jack Christian Bale apparently grew up without a mudda or fadder or anyone to look out for him so how is he supposed to know how to act towards a mudda?

All kidding aside, I hope this isn’t true. My fantasies of him don’t have room for assault . . .

P.S. There were all these stories floating around lately about how nice Christian Bale is. He always takes the time to stop and sign autographs and be cool to his fans, so it would be interesting to hear what really happened there.