I guess my summer has officially started because that’s what “they” say happens when you see Wolverine. Well I saw it last night so here is my X-Men Origins: Wolverine Review. Here’s what happens in Wolverine: It’s a prequal, of course based on the X-Men series of movies. We get to see Logan (Wolverine), played by [...] [...more]
Usually when I do a movie review I give a synopsis of the film and tell you what I liked about it and why, and what I didn’t like about it and why. For this Knowing Review I’m not even going to go that far. Knowing stars Nicolas Cage and not really anyone else that you [...] [...more]
I know I’m a bit late on this one, but after all the bad reviews about Seven Pounds starring Will Smith, I had to set the record straight with my own Seven Pounds Review. Here’s the Seven Pounds premise from IMDB: An IRS agent with a fateful secret embarks on an extraordinary journey of redemption by [...] [...more]
Over the weekend I got the chance to see the new Get Smart staring Steve Carell. There are a lot of reviews out there, mostly not flattering of this movie, so I thought I’d give you my Get Smart Review. You can’t talk about Get Smart without making a comparison to the 1965 TV series staring [...] [...more]
Like every other American this Memorial Day weekend I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, even after several people told me it was one of the worst films they’d ever seen. Maybe that’s why it didn’t suck so hard for me. Maybe I went in with some wonderfully low expectations. Even though [...] [...more]
There’s only one acronym that could possible describe the Scrubs series finale; WTF? Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Scrubs. I love absolutely every one of the characters. I love JD’s inner monologue. I love Dr. Cox rambling insults. I love JD and Chocolate Bears relationship. I love Barbies bangs. I love Carla’s busy body know [...] [...more]
Finally I saw a new movie this weekend! And that movie was Iron Man. So here is my Iron Man Review. Here is the Iron Man synopsis: When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.And boy does [...] [...more]
I saw Tim Burton’s new gem, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street this weekend and thought I’d review it for ya’ll. The main thing I wanted to tell you was, Helena Bonham Carter wasn’t lying when she reminisced about her melon to tangarine chest during the movie. Her body really did change and [...] [...more]
Have you ever watched a Fairytale cartoon and wanted to puke? Or maybe years later on your wedding day standing next to some jerk while you’re carrying his baby and thought “This isn’t how they said it would be”? Whether you have or not the new movie Enchanted is the perfect light flick. Enchanted Review We start [...] [...more]
There’s been a lot of hype about Jerry Seinfeld’s new animated project Bee Movie. He stepped out of the limelight after Seinfeld and came back with vengeance to promote Bee Movie, and for good reason. It’s funny. Starring Jerry Seinfeld as Barry, a bee who decides to venture out of the hive after learning he’ll only [...] [...more]
