You may, or may not, have noticed but I haven’t written in a few days. This unfortunate incident was due to simple USER ERROR. In striving to make The Daily Brew Blog more blogger friendly and more visually stimulating to my captive audience (because I tied you up and put you in my basement?) I [...] [...more]
Happy Valentines Day! It’s a crappy holiday. It’s the same as any other day. It sends people spiraling out of control either by going crazy in debt to impress someone you might not even be with next year or by reminding everyone that doesn’t have someone that they don’t . . . have someone. But I already [...] [...more]
Happy New Year 2008! Did you have fun last night? Have a little (BIG) party? Have a little (LOT) to drink? Bang any pots and pans or noise makers quiety (LOUDLY)? Hopefully ya’ll didn’t take a cue from the celebs and drink and drive. If you did I’m very disappointed in you. you could have [...] [...more]
I know no one is reading blogs on Christmas day (well maybe those who don’t celebrate Christmas, which is actually a lot of people, so if you are reading this on Christmas day, Hey what’s up?) but I just wanted to wish anyone who reads this blog Merry Christmas 2007! Sure, you could read other blogs, [...] [...more]
Merry Christmas EVE 2007. . .but WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?!? Okay so it was noon on Christmas Eve when I posted this, but regardless of the time, it’s Christmas Eve and that means you’ve got to get your butt in bed. Don’t you know that Santa is coming? Were you raised by wolves? You [...] [...more]
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jordan, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! I’m taking time out of the selfless journalism I provide you with everyday sometimes, to give a selfish little shout out to my brother. You know it’s his birthday today don’t you? You DON’T? What, have you been living under [...] [...more]
I just wanted to wish everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Go eat your turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie. . .wow that sounds good. . .*drool* Then go pretend to be friends with the Native Americans just like the Pilgrims decided to do! Ok gotta go eat! [...more]
Happy Halloween Brewsters! Have you ever noticed Halloween is a time of year for guys to show their true colors by dressing up as disgusting things trying to terrify people and for girls to get really slutty but act like they aren’t being slutty? “I’m just a nurse!” she says with nothing but fishnets, a tight, [...] [...more]
I’m sorta sick of scooping on celebs this week and everything going on in the news is pretty sad or boring. So I thought I’d just show you guys a bunch of pretty people, otherwise known as eye candy. Hey, my favorite bloggers do it sometimes so I can too! Now quiet and enjoy. Some [...] [...more]
15 items or less. 20 items or less. This shopping register is dear to my heart. I usually shop in increments. When I shop I usually buy 15 items or less. This means I have the privilege of standing in the short lane at the store which allows either 20, 15 or 10 items or [...] [...more]
