Britney Spears must hate going to court more than she loves her kids. The proof is in the pudding. What the hell does that mean? The proof is in the fact that all she has to do to see her kids more is go to court and she keeps NOT going.

Britney Spears failed to show up again for a custody battle deposition hearing yesterday. Way to start the New Year with a bang Brit! We all know what your resolutions are! 1. Never see own kids. 2. Shack up with a married man who is also paparazzi. 3 Never step foot in a court room. 4. Act in such a way that your lawyer will quit. . .wait WHAT!?

Yep, because of so called communication difficulties Britney Spears lawyer, Tara Scott, filed a request to be withdrawn from the Spears and Federline custody battle. Basically, Britney is acting so insane and won’t listen to anyones advice and she can’t even get to court. Would YOU want to be Britney Spears defender? I didn’t think so.

5. Show Jamie Lynn up by gettin prego with baby #3.