No! It couldn’t be! That must be what your thinking, that Barry Bonds does not do steroids. Just kidding! I know you know that I know that you know he takes them. Just look at these pictures I posted.

On Friday Barry Bonds was indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice by the feds. Apparently he lied about knowing that he was taking steroids. His trainer guy is all in jail and saying Bonds didn’t know about it and then Bonds took the stand and was like “My trainer just gave me this cream. I had no idea all these years that it had steroids in it!” Even though he was getting gianter and hitting more home runs every time he put on the cream. And where did he put the cream? HA!

Perjury is really hard to prove but it looks like they are going after him with everything they have. If he does get a guilty verdict there’s no shot for a place in the Hall of Fame, not to mention his career will pretty much be over. He’s 43 years old, a lying steroid using chump who is being convicted. So far, as a free agent, no team will touch him.

Come on Barry Bonds, get off the sauce!