Amy Winehouse Passes Out, Shock Ensues NOT
Posted on 17 June 2008 by LJ
Amy Winehouse fainted in her home yesterday, presumably during a routine drug session, you know because she’s cracked out 24/7 and even though everyone wants her to go to rehab she just says “No. No. No.” HA Using her own words against her!
She fainted a little while after signing autographs for fans (She still has fans, really? Haven’t you seen her?) and her assistant called for help. Amy Winehouse was taken to a London hospital where reps say “initial tests were inconclusive and Winehouse will have more Tuesday while being kept under observation.”
Inconclusive? This girl is strung out 24/7. She doesn’t eat, she doesn’t sleep, she’s like a walking disease. Inconclusive? Hey doctors, let Daily-Brew PhD. shed a little light for you. Get her sober and she’ll be miraculously healed!
June 24th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
All this drug talk is COMPLETELY hear say! I don’t think it’s right and fair to spread all of these ugly rumors. Look at her! The girl looks flabulous and completely sober! I must get the name of her dentist!!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Dear Yo Momma, I can tell by your post that you are probably the most sexy, smart woman alive, you probably even have an adorable baby, but like all sexy, smart women with adorable babies you have a flaw. I believe your flaw is that you are totally and completely blinded by Amy Winehouse’s charm so that you cannot see that she’s actually a disgusting crack whore.
My only hope for you is that you get laser eye surgery. Until then, adieu.