Albus Dumbledore is gay. This is the part that you are supposed to be shocked! But he totally looks straight in this picture though huh?
On Friday night J.K. Rowling revealed to her fans at a Carnegie Hall Q&A that the head master wizard at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Albus Dumbledore is gay.

The outing came when a young fan asked what was up with Dumbledore and another wizard, Gellert Grindelwald, in book seven, the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” I haven’t read it but from what I gather they have some sort of rivalry going on.

I guess what happened is, or this is what J.K. Rowling says, that Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald, but that he had defeated him in a big old fight many years ago.

So everyone gasped at the news, some people were like really freaked out, some people were like “Awesome!” and some people, most I bet, didn’t care at all. I for one support this made up load of crap. Let the fake man rock it like he sees fit. Hopfully people don’t confuse the news of this fictional character with the real dude who plays him, because that would be wrong.

Here is the moral of the story: if you ever have an extremely popular book series, after you are done writing and releasing it, you can make up anything you want in the Q&A with the fans afterwards! You can say “Oh yeah I forgot to add it in the book but Harry and Ron and Hermione totally had a threesome in book six and that explains a bit of tension in book seven.” Could you imagine just totally making crap up.

Also, I think she just did it because a lot of the time, for some reason, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter are compared all the time and since Frodo and Sam had homosexual undertones J.K. Rowling was probably like “It’s my time!” So there, my geekdom totally came out. Are you happy J.K. Rowling? You totally just outted my geekdom.