Fun baby news. Baby Mama co-star and long time Saturday Night Live co-star Amy Poehler is going to be a baby mama, for real.

That’s right, Amy Poehler is pregnant with her husband Will Arnett’s baby! Ironic huh?

In the new film that came out last week and is surprisingly popular, Poehler plays a kookie surrogate for Tina Fey’s baby, because in the film Fey is unable to reproduce. The surrogate soon has no place to go and moves in with Fey, and they soon become the odd couple, so to speak.

So it’s totally weird that right after the movie comes out it also comes out that Amy Poehler is pregnant!

This will be the first baby for both Poeler and Arnett and they are due in the Fall. Congrats!

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but over the past couple months Disney’s little Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus has had these racy photos floating all over the internet. There’s one of her in just a bra and panties laying on some guy, there’s another of her in a tank top with her pulling down the tank top to show you much to much of her lime green bra. Remember here she’s like barely 16 years old. The worst part is she totally opted for those pics and she put them on her own MySpace page all by herself.

Recently Miley did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair Magazine, which is set to come out next week, with the famous photographer Annie Liebovitz. Well of course the photos have her posing nude with some sort of blanket. Apparently she was fine with this during the shoot; her parents were fine with it, her “people” were fine with it. But now all of the sudden they are outraged and issuing apologies to her fans and her Disney peeps, calling it too racy and claiming they had no idea it would turn out like that.

So you kind of have to ask your self, why does Miley Cyrus hate being racy just some days? I mean, she’s okay with her friends taking naughty photos of her and then she posts them all over the world wide web, but when it’s classed up by Vanity Fair, whoa no, that’s just wrong.

You are such a class act Miley Cyrus.

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Many of you cried foul when I made my radical, yet very true statements about Mariah Carey loving herself too much for her own good. I love hate to tell you this, but I was right about Mariah Carey.

In a recent interview with 40 year old (almost) Mariah Carey she told the NY Daily News that “having children would leave her feeling ‘violated… I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.’” Oh yeah, because the precious gift of childbirth is a total violation. Damn those infants popping up in your belly against their will and just HAVING to come out 9 months later. Selfish little buggers they are.

I don’t know if Mariah just doesn’t know how babies are made or what. Can someone tell her the baby doesn’t actually crawl in? Okay, that was gross, but honestly. You don’t have to have a baby or even want a baby, but going around saying it’s because you’d feel violated? It’s just downplays the issue of woman who are ACTUALLY being violated.

Besides, she’s too much of a self centered diva and she’s in too good of shape to get pregnant now. She says so herself, “You gotta take care of yourself,” she said. “You have to try and stay pretty, you know.” That’s some insecurity if I ever heard it. Poor girl (and I mean that).

She loves herself too much to have a baby. But you know, the kids are better off without being had by her. Not to be rude but I feel bad for any kid who is born to anyone who doesn’t want them and won’t pay attention to them. I swear!

Photo from Claude Pate (Not a photo from the weekend, just FYI)

Ya know how Lindsay Lohan was in rehab for all those weeks in Park City, Utah for her boozin’ habit? Well apparently she didn’t learn anything. Lindsay Lohan loves the booze.

On Sunday at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square, (Sunday meaning midnight to 4 A.M.), Lindsay Lohan was getting comfy with friends drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails. Falling off the wagon!!

It was reported that she was being loud, laughing uncontrollably and dancing like a total spaz to some Britney Spears and Madonna, you know, her idols. HA!

This isn’t the first time she was spotted drinking. It was said that she was caught drinking a bunch of champagne on New Years Eve and then several times since then she’s been spotted doing some “social drinking”.

I had high hopes for Lohan. I loved her in “The Parent Trap” when she was a kid. I thought there was a shot she’d be able to make it sober. I was wrong. Awe.

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I’m happy to report that it looks like Nicole Kidman has finally taken a stand against her children being sucked into Scientology, you know that scary alien religion that SCI-FI writer L. Ron Hubbard made up?

Apparently the 2 kids that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise adopted when they were married, Connor (13) and Isabella (15) have been being pressured by Cruise to get really into Scientology. Of course being a Catholic and knowing what she probably knows about the religion, Kidman is not happy about it and is working on cutting ties with the sci-fi religion.

Good for her. She’s married to a total hottie, Keith Urban, they are having a baby together and she’s all worried about her kids well-being. I just think Nicole Kidman is a really cool lady. Way to take a stand!

Photo of Ali Vincent from NBC Website

Ok, I admit it. I watch NBC’s The Biggest Loser. I just started watching last season and it’s the only reality show I watch. It’s so inspirational and endearing. The problem? in 5 seasons a woman has never won the spot of THE Biggest loser.

Last night that all changed with the season finale of The Biggest Loser: Couples season 5. We got our first woman Biggest Loser winner!

Ali Vincent, a 32 year old hairdresser from Mesa, Arizona, took the coveted prize of the Biggest Loser after dropping an amazing 112 pounds in a matter of months thanks to dedication, hard work, oh and possibly from trainers like Jillian Michaels and Bob Harper. Ali’s beginning weight was 234 pounds and by the finally last night she weighed in at 122 pounds.

I’ll tell you, I love Ali. She has a great attitude, she was/is a very, very hard worker and she looks incredible. But . . . I think she’s lost a little too much weight. I mean, she is so tiny and so tight and for some reason when she flexes she looks a bit like a Tranny. No offense meant, but these things popped into mine and my friends minds. Sue us.

Either way, Ali, you look beautiful and you ARE the Biggest Loser. You set the bar for all the women on future Biggest Loser seasons. Congrats girl!

Oh Britney, Britney, Britney. Will it ever end?

Britney Spears has been doing pretty good lately, and by “doing pretty good” I mean she hasn’t kidnapped her kids, had a stand off with police, been sent to a mental ward or got in an accident. Well that last one is the one that broke the chain of normalcy for her.

Over the weekend Britney Spears got in her white Mercedes and ran right into 2 different cars on the freeway. Luckily the freeway was packed, as usual, so there was little damage with no injuries. Basically, she was doing her make up while driving and just ran into the back of some guy.

The good news is that Britney passed a sobriety test and that again, no one was hurt. Except when the guy she hit realized that crazy lady who hit him was Britney Spears he came back and said “I woke up this morning and you know, my back hurts really bad.” Of course it does sir, of course.

Wanna know something sad? The Penn’s are getting divorced.

On Wednesday it was reported that Robin Wright Penn (Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, Unbreakable) filed for divorce from her husband of 12 years Sean Penn (Fast Times at Ridgemont High*).

Wright Penn filed for divorce just before Christmas citing irreconcilable differences. The two have 2 teenaged sons and they are both seeking joint custody.

It’s always usually sad to see marriages split but with his explosive personality who can blame her. Plus, Sean Penn was totally married to Madonna in the 80’s. Who knows what kind of issues that could cause?

*See what I did there? I knew that you knew that Sean Penn has acted in like 50 films and has directed a bunch as well, but what I did was picked the most ridiculous movie with him playing a total dilhole, thus throwing his credibility and talent under the bus. Though he sorta did that to himself as he’s pictured above sporting that sleazy mustache. This is why I make the big bucks. Or wait I don’t make any money. . .

UPDATE: Breaking news! It turns out the Penn’s decided not to get a divorce after all. According to the Associated Press, “The dismissal [of the divorce] came a day after they attended an Eddie Vedder concert at the University of California at Berkeley, where the actor reportedly went on stage to dedicate a song to Wright Penn.” So, fun.

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For some odd reason no one can understand, Ashlee Simpson hearts Pete Wentz.

Entertainment Weekly reports that the mini Simpson and the Fall Out Boy got engaged on Wednesday, April 9. That was just yesterday!

They made the official announcement to their fans on the site FriendsOrEnimies.com, “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes — it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”

That’s just precious. I know a lot of people (one person) who are going to be pretty bummed out (murderous) about this engagement. But even though she’s a weirdo and he’s sort of a douche bag, I hope they are happy together. Because douche bags deserve love too!

Ummmm The Old New Kids On the Block are back. Brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, and Danny Wood are ALL back signed on to do New Kids On The Block.

Granted some of them actually got hot, (no, no they didn’t they look pretty much the same as in this photo only balder), but the rest are just . . . old and washed up. It’s almost like they were sitting around one day and said “Who brought the treats for poker night? Jordan you forgot again? Our lives have seriously gone down hill since NKOTB, we have no careers, no money and no one even recognizes us. What are we to do?” And then in unison with the girlie voices they have to match their suspect girlie looks, “New Kids On The Block Reunion!”

Don’t get me wrong, I worshiped them when I was 6 years old but, guys, it’s over . . . you’ll never be close to the celeb your brother is Donny. Never.