Archive | January, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

Lindsay Lohan sees dead people. . .at least, she will soon. As part of her punishment for the misdemeanor drunken driving incident Lindsay Lohan has to work in a morgue. When I first caught wind of this I laughed evilly, now I don’t think it’s that big of a deal? Why? Well, it’s basically [...] [...more]

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This Is A Stick Up!

This Is A Stick Up!

25-year-old Derrick Kosch decided that he was going to rob a convenience store using a semiautomatic handgun on Tuesday. It sounds like a good idea in theory, but what if you shoot yourself in the balls? Thats right. While robbing a Village Pantry convince store in Kokomo, Indiana when Derrick Kosch accidentally shot himself in the [...] [...more]

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Zac Efron Didn’t Die

Zac Efron Didn’t Die

Zac Efron didn’t die yesterday. Zac Efron, one of the stars of those stupidly horrible High School Musical Disney movies, was rushed to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Hospital for some intense abdominal pain. Turns out it was an appendicitis. For those of you who don’t know, this is an ailment that, if left [...] [...more]

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New York Post is a Jerk

New York Post is a Jerk

The Dallas Cowboys and The New York Giants were set to play against each other in a playoff game for the Super Bowl. As many of you might know Jessica Simpson is dating Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo and it seems the mere fact that they are dating, coupled with her showing up to games [...] [...more]

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National Treasure: Book of Secrets Review

National Treasure: Book of Secrets Review

I saw National Treasure: Book of Secrets last night and it inspired me to grant you with a National Treasure: Book of Secrets Review. The Premise (as told by IMDB): When a missing page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth surfaces, Bens (Nicolas Cage) great-great grandfather is suddenly implicated as a key conspirator in Abraham [...] [...more]

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Twins Tied the Knot

Twins Tied the Knot

It was realized that just a few days ago a set of London twins tied the knot, to each other. The twins, who remain unnamed for obvious reasons, were orphans who were adopted by different families and were never told they had any other siblings in their birth families, let alone a twin. David Alton, a spokesman [...] [...more]

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Baby Alert

Baby Alert

Can you hear that? It’s a baby crying in the night WAH! I’m starting to feel like this is a celebrity baby blog, but you can’t stop nature and you can’t stop people’s interest in celebrities and everything about their lives. Here’s the latest baby alert. Christina Aguilera gave birth to a bouncing baby boy yesterday. [...] [...more]

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Toni Collette is a Mom

Toni Collette is a Mom

Toni Collette is officially a mom! Toni Collette gave birth to her baby girl Sage Florence Galafassi in Australia on Wednesday. And I must say, it’s a beautiful name. Stars these days go around naming their kids all sorts of weird things; Coco, Jet, Apple. Can you imagine how life will be when they grow [...] [...more]

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Dr. Phil Lied

Dr. Phil Lied

Remember when I told you how Dr. Phil went to Cedars-Sinai Hospital to assess Britney Spears at the request of her parents? Well, Dr. Phil LIED! Filthy. New info has leaked that it was Dr. Phil who contacted them about doing a special show with Britney Spears, not the other way around. They turned him down, [...] [...more]

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Worst Dressed of 2007

Worst Dressed of 2007

Apparently there is this fashion critic and everyone only knows him as “Mr. Blackwell”. Every year since 1960 he’s taken it upon himself to publish the last years worst dressed list. I might have been sleeping for the last 48 years (give or take a few decades) because I’ve never heard of it. But I [...] [...more]

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