Sad news for every man and woman in America the entire World; Jessica Alba is pregnant. Jessica announced to People Magazine the other day that she and her long time boyfriend Cash Warren are pregnant and expecting in late Spring. Well he’s not but you know what I mean. Now I had no idea she had a [...] [...more]
We all knew she was a horrible driver, gets too drunk, gets too high, drives while she’s too drunk and high, likes to get naked, gets naked in front of kids, is an unfit mother and has a questionable diet, but Britney Spears steals too? Yes she’s a prisoner to the five finger discount. This weekend [...] [...more]
Did you know that driving is NOT Ray Liotta’s Forte? Let’s face it. At this point it’s just a solid fact that if you are any kind of celebrity, you probably don’t know how to drive, or maybe you’re just an expert at getting plastered, getting behind the wheel of a car and smashing into [...] [...more]
Last Friday Evel Knievel died at the age of 69. The notorious daredevil was having trouble breathing in his home and died in an ambulance on route to the hospital. He’d been living with a plethora of health problems for a few years including diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs, a [...] [...more]
Have you ever watched a Fairytale cartoon and wanted to puke? Or maybe years later on your wedding day standing next to some jerk while you’re carrying his baby and thought “This isn’t how they said it would be”? Whether you have or not the new movie Enchanted is the perfect light flick. Enchanted Review We start [...] [...more]
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jordan, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! I’m taking time out of the selfless journalism I provide you with everyday sometimes, to give a selfish little shout out to my brother. You know it’s his birthday today don’t you? You DON’T? What, have you been living under [...] [...more]
