Katherine Heigl got married last week. What, was I the last to know Kathy? You just didn’t think it important to invite, nay, even inform your best gal pal? Wait. . .I forgot I don’t even know who you are, as I’m the only woman in the free world that doesn’t watch Gray’s Anatomy. Oh, what’s that? You’re the tall blond chick from Rosewell? Gotcha.

Katherine Heigl tied the knot with Josh Kelley (who I’m told is a musician of some kind) last week (either on Sunday or Thursday, no one can decide) in Park City, Utah. Man I was right there! I totally could have made it!

I guess not many celebrities were invited. Actually only 4, T.R. Knight, Sandra Oh and Justin Chambers and Kate Walsh. Good for them. They aren’t getting married to get their names out there or to show off. These two just, well, got married like the rest of us.

Congratulations Katherine Heigl and that one guy, I mean Josh Kelley!

P.S. I don’t get this Josh guy. He’s wearing a very nice suit and tie and then some dumb scarf? I point this out because when I went to look for pictures of these two he was wearing a stupid scarf that made no sense in every single picture. Is he like that chick in that campfire story, where she wore the scarf and someone took it off and her head fell off AHHHHHHHHHH! Boo mountain man.

I hate to jump to this story right after the tragic Benazir Bhutto story, but such is life in the blog world.

It seems that Mischa Barton pulled a Paris Hilton bright and early yesterday. Who? You might be asking? Well she was the throw up girl on The Sixth Sense and that skinny spoiled rich chick on that TC show The O.C.

Barton was arrested in Hollywood yesterday at around 3 A.M. for a DUI, possession of narcotics and driving with a suspended license. Three strikes you’re out! She’s still in custody and being held on $10,000 bail.

I’m pretty sure I know why she did this. As stupid as The O.C. was it was VERY popular with the kids, I mean off the hook yo. Ummm anyway. . .so she thought she was the bee’s knee’s, as they say, and apparently thought she was the one and only reason for this. She ditched the show to go on to a big old movie career. Only thing was, no one really liked her and she hasn’t really been seen since.

So I think Mischa Barton is just acting out so people won’t forget she exists (too late).

Awe, a cry for help. Hilarity.

I usually try not to get too serious on my blog but something happened yesterday that not only shook Pakistan to its core, but also shook the World.

Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated yesterday in Rawalpindi. They are suspecting it could have been her own body guards. She was the first Prime Minister of Pakistan or any Islamic nation and had managed to narrowly escape dozens of attempts on her life until now.

What’s more, she was shot in her car, waving to the people who loved and appreciated her while leaving a “we want peace and our rights” showdown with shady President Pervez Musharraf. Then either the gunman or his partner blew himself up along with 20 other innocent bystanders.

She was laid to rest in her family’s ancestral graveyard this morning with hundreds of thousands of mourners giving their heart broken and emotional condolences.

Benazir Bhutto has really done a lot for her country, her people and especially the women of Pakistan. My hope is that this doesn’t deter the Pakistani people from fighting for their rights. And so does Bush. . .in one of the more intelligent things he’s ever said, “”We stand with the people of Pakistan in their struggle against the forces of terror and extremism. We urge them to honor Benazir Bhutto’s memory by continuing with the democratic process for which she so bravely gave her life.”

Rest in peace Bhutto.

You know who I haven’t seen, heard about, thought of, remembered existed in a while? Topanga (Danielle Fishel) from Boy Meets World. You remember don’t you? Used to be on the Disney Channel on TGIF. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. You loved that show, we all did, and we all watched it religiously. Dang I really miss that show.

Anyway, Danielle totally got arrested last Thursday for an alleged DUI. I don’t know how you can have an alleged DUI. Either you were intoxicated while driving or you weren’t. Which is it?

Pretty much the story about Danielle Fishel and the DUI is that no one knows what the hell happened or even if it really did happen. I’m pretty sure that means I just waisted a good blog post spot for nothing. But at least you get to look at her.

I know no one is reading blogs on Christmas day (well maybe those who don’t celebrate Christmas, which is actually a lot of people, so if you are reading this on Christmas day, Hey what’s up?) but I just wanted to wish anyone who reads this blog Merry Christmas 2007!

Sure, you could read other blogs, and you probably do, but it makes me feel pretty dang special that you also take the time to read this sometimes!

So was Santa good to you this year? Or I guess I should be asking were you a good little girl/boy this year? I’m pretty sure he bases his gifts off that, unlike parents who give their angels and brats whatever they want no matter the attitude. But that’s cool, they’re parents. I was really nice this year, not nice like writing kind blog postings or anything, but nice like I didn’t kill or even maim anyone this year! No coal in the stocking for me.

Now about tonight. . .I know family can be a pain sometimes, but just remember, during the Holiday Season your supposed to try and be a little nicer, a little more giving and a little more patient. So give everyone a hug, put on a big smile, and then go home and complain. By that time you are off the hook and don’t have to see most of them again ’til next Christmas.

Me? I’m a little more lucky than that. For some reason the people in my family really love each other, are nice to each other and actually want to spend time together not only for Christmas but once a week for Sunday dinner. Talk about dysfunctional, thats just insane right?

While I don’t think any of them read my blog (except Jordan, you met him on his birthday December 3rd, you said Happy Birthday remember?) if they are, well “Merry Christmas kind family member who is reading my blog. It’s nice to see you around here and I hope you like what I got you for Christmas.

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas 2007!

Merry Christmas EVE 2007. . .but WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?!?

Okay so it was noon on Christmas Eve when I posted this, but regardless of the time, it’s Christmas Eve and that means you’ve got to get your butt in bed. Don’t you know that Santa is coming? Were you raised by wolves?

You know if he comes to your house and you aren’t snug as a bug in a rug in bed and sleeping soundly with visions of sugary crap in your head he’ll skip right over you. Did you know that or no? Maybe you didn’t because you are still awake.

Go to bed! The sooner the better.

Santa has presents and I’m assuming you’ve been good. I’m going to bed now too, cuz I do not have a chimney so he’s going to need some extra time to figure out how to get in my house, without busting a window. We can’t have that happening like last year. But then, last year when Santa broke in he wasn’t dressed in his red outfit and he didn’t have a white beard. He just had a ski mask on and was wearing all black and instead of giving me stuff, he took a bunch of stuff, probably to give to little kids so that’s cool. Anything I can do to help. Humph. . .weird.

Anyway, do it. Go to bed and Merry Christmas EVE 2007. You can tell me what you got in the morning.

Ya know how Britney Spears somehow totally got all messed up these past couple years making one bad mistake over another? Well the apple does fall far from that Spears Family Tree.

Britney Spears little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant (12 weeks along) at 16 years-old. I guess she got pregnant by her longtime live-in boyfriend Casey Aldridge. You heard me right, a 16 year-old girl has a longtime live-in boyfriend. When I was 16 I was getting my first kiss (don’t make fun) but I guess 16 is the new 25 and apparently middle schoolers and the like are popping babies out all over the place. Now THAT’S a shame.

To add to the sadness of this story, did you know Jamie Lynn Spears has her own show on Nickelodeon called Zoey 101. This means she has a bunch of little girls looking up to her, probably more innocent ones that used to idolize her sister. Nickelodeon issued this statement, “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Anyway, I know I can be mean but honestly I wish her all the best. Life is going to be tough but she can do it if she acts the exact opposite of her sister. I just pray that everything goes ok for this little girl!

Everyone is having babies! I’m way late but I guess last Wednesday the 12th Helena Bonham Carter and her freaky Director husband Tim Burton welcomed their baby girl into the world. This is the second for the couple, they also have a 4-year-old son.

Not to be rude, but, you’ve all seen these two right (look up)? Helena can be a knock out but generally makes herself up to be a bit of an odd ball, and Tim Burton? Need I say more? I’m just saying, I don’t know how these two can possible reproduce. I bet the baby looks like a troll doll with scissors for hands and already dressed in rag clothes, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Helena was pregnant during the filming of Sweeny Todd. You know they shoot those movies out of sequence so can you imagine her body changing back and fourth throughout the whole thing? She even joked about it, “The first half of filming I wasn’t pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn’t shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I’ve got tangerines again. It’s melons to tangerines!”

Mom and baby are doing great and Tim Burton is creating new ways to freak his little one out.

NOTE: This new baby is no where near as cute as my little nephew Boston. No one is. Sorry world, thems the breaks. I just wrote this story to be nice. Awe.

It’s the most important time of the year, no, not the holidays! It’s the time of year when I get a brand new baby in my life! Just in time for Christmas, the perfect gift!

My older sister, my best friend, my kindred spirit and her husband had their first baby on Saturday around 6:20AM after a looooong labor! He’s 7 pounds 2 oz, 17 inches (totally perfect) and is named Boston. Cute right?

If you thought his name was cute you probably shouldn’t see his face because you’d probably die of joy. I guess it’s better than dying of being scared to death, but life is better so just stay alive alright?

I can’t tell you how brave my sister is. I’ve never seen anyone work so hard for something in their life! She was a total fighter and is my hero not only for what she did in the delivery room but for being such an awesome, kind and patient person during 9 months of carrying that bundle around! And her husband was a total sport. He was a great coach in there and made sure he was doing anything and everything to keep the room stress free for new mommy. Having a baby is hard. I’m so proud of these two!

Congrats to the three of you! It’s been a wild ride and it’s about to get even better!

In a steroids report that came out yesterday we pretty much found out that everyone does the roids, well at least in Major League Baseball.

Yes, the sad truth has come out. Think of your favorite MLB team. Now think of your all time favorite MLB player. Yep, thats the one that’s done steroids. Sick right?

In The Mitchell Report, done by a guy named Mitchell who is a director of the Boston Red Sox, it came out that seven MVP’s and 31 All-Stars, one in every single playing position and one on every team have all been accused of using performance enhancing drugs. We all know most of them do it, but it sure sucks to find out who they are line by line.

One of the more prominent guys being accused in the report is Roger Clemens, the seven-time Cy Young Award winner, eighth on the all-time list with 354 victories, an MVP and All-Star. Other big names include Gary Sheffield, Jason Giambi and Troy Glaus. Also 16 of them were on the Yankee’s. Damn Yankee’s.

So there you go. Everyone is a big cheater who just got caught. I wonder what they’re going to do about it? Read more about it here!