The Colorado Rockies forgot to show up at Game 1 of the 2007 World Series. Boston Red Sox blew them away and had time for long cat naps during the game.

The starting pitcher for the Rockies was Jeff Francis, who threw like a girl. . .because he is a girl. . .because Francis is a girls name. We would like a pitcher; not a belly itcher.

I’ll write more if it ever gets interesting.

NOTE: My deepest apologies to my female readers. You guys throw MUCH better than Jeff Francis.